Blonde-headed Boris, hair awry
Has now announced his battle cry
The Mayor of London shows his hand
His Euro-sceptic stance is planned!
He's kept it quiet but did you know
His leanings to the Left still flow?
Eton and Balliol – he's a toff
Charm offensive – can he pull it off?
Cameron's Conservatives are split
Enter Boris, smiles and wit
British patience now wears thin
“The wise guy plays the fool to win!”*
* Boris's own words
Pro-Brexit declaration: 11th March
(c) Poet in the woods 2016